my wife is just that much hotter
November 10, 2008 rossvassilev
by David LaBounty
my age and
she had a
splotchy
face and
an alright
kind of
smile on top
of sagging
jeans and
a faded sweater
and
the car was
something
from the
early nineties
a rag of rust
and metal and
vinyl and she
told me it was
leaking here
and grinding
there and she held
my hand for
just a moment
as I took
the keys
and I thought
nothing of
it as I put
the car up
in the air
and tore
off the wheels
and it was a
thousand bucks
with a leaking
radiator and
oil pan along
with brakes
all the
way around.
I wrote an
estimate and
brought it
to the counter
where she leaned
into me as I
went line by
line, a hundred
bucks here and
a couple hundred
bucks there and
the bigger the
dollars the more
she leaned her
chest right
against my
shoulder as
if the touch
of her nipples
through the
blended cotton
would
make her
problems
go away
and I have
to tell you
that the
price never
did change.
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